Anyone want to come on my adventure?

im buliding a totally decked out pirate ship - Tardis, complete with concert-quality speakers n ****, bongs on all the tables, MASS QUANTITIES of food. and it will be yummy food cuz well have a kick *** chef. we will have pet ostriches and bobcats and we will go all over the world for no particular reason. maybe to add to our shotglass collection. :D OH and we all have to be ninja-pirates and speak in the cowboy lingo-type language.